Oh, you think you’re alone? You’re never alone. Wherever you go, you are under constant surveillance by members of Feline Locators of Citizens (FLoC), a global network devoted to monitoring your every move.
Is this how the cat distribution system gets its intel?
RechercheJuly 8, 2026 / 7:48 pm
The FLoC is one of many methods that the CDS uses for selecting hoomans. Referrals from current felines and communications from the Rainbow Bridge are also heavily considered as the CDS looks for ̶s̶o̶f̶t̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ ermm hoomans in need of feline companionship.
Is this how the cat distribution system gets its intel?
The FLoC is one of many methods that the CDS uses for selecting hoomans. Referrals from current felines and communications from the Rainbow Bridge are also heavily considered as the CDS looks for ̶s̶o̶f̶t̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ ermm hoomans in need of feline companionship.
Thank you, this is helpful.
I feel judged.