Artificial Unintelligence

Breaking News: The Institute for Irresponsible Science announced Neuro-Organic Wetware Artificial Intelligence (NOWAI), an implanted chip that can generate images just by thinking about them. A spokesperson said the process produces images nearly identical to real ones, but acknowledged that the system sometimes adds too many legs.

A sandpiper bird stands on the beach. Its chicks huddle beneath her, creating the impression of a bird with eight legs.
Yeah, shouldn’t there be only four? (Imgur)
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2 thoughts on “Artificial Unintelligence

  1. allein 🐾 September 11, 2026 / 2:18 pm

    Why do I count an odd number of legs…(I count 9)?

    • Duckie 🐄 September 11, 2026 / 2:27 pm

      I was just noting that. I’m a bit concerned. Has the Institute been in MY mind?

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