Undercover Cat

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Could your cat be spying on you? In its ever-widening quest to gather personal data, Big Tech has a new foot soldier: Cats, who can eavesdrop undetected in exchange for free tuna snacks from Amazon.

A cat sits on the back of a sofa covered by a blanket so that only its face is visible.
She’s watching her soaps, better tell HQ she needs to buy tissues.

Pat under the blanket, by sarahstierch, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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9 thoughts on “Undercover Cat”

  1. kar January 9, 2026 / 2:18 pm

    I know mine is spying me but honestly, I think she has more diabolical/southern oriented masters than Amazon.

    • debg January 9, 2026 / 4:18 pm

      I didn’t know it was possible to be more diabolical than Amazon.

      Mine spy too.

      • Kar January 9, 2026 / 5:50 pm

        Unless i’m being filmed for an episode of Undercover Boss, my cat is a hellspawn minion.

        Or possibly the boss in disguise. not sure.

  2. allein 🐾 January 9, 2026 / 2:21 pm

    Kitty’s name is Pat?

    Pat the Cat?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom January 9, 2026 / 5:05 pm

      I have fond memories of Pat the Bunny (the book).

      • allein 🐾 January 9, 2026 / 6:30 pm

        I worked in the bookstore with someone named Pat and for Halloween every year she dressed as a bunny. (Some years she added vampire makeup and went as Bunnicula.)

        • Ricky & Bibi's Mom January 9, 2026 / 6:53 pm

          She sounds like a fun co-worker. I hope she was!

          • allein 🐾 January 9, 2026 / 7:08 pm

            She was. We had a promo button for a book called “I’m Not Bitter,” and one of the guys used white-out and a pen to turn it into “I’m Hot Butter”…she wore that button on her lanyard for years. 😄

            • Ricky & Bibi's Mom January 9, 2026 / 8:30 pm

              😳😀

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