Bentley Waggersham III Ponders His Life

As he waits for the driver to return with his handmade artisanal gold-encrusted kibble, Bentley wonders about the common dogs, the lives they must lead. Napping in sunbeams. A spirited game of fetch. Smelling the garden flowers. How boring.

A boxer dog leans its head out of the open window of the back seat of a car
I can pay people to do that for me.

1_MG_7381, by andy michael2012, licensed under CC BY 4.0

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3 thoughts on “Bentley Waggersham III Ponders His Life

  1. allein 🐾 July 27, 2026 / 3:00 pm

    Bentley’s fancy car looks like it needs a bath…

    • debg July 27, 2026 / 3:22 pm

      Also he’s not going anywhere.

  2. AJ July 27, 2026 / 3:22 pm

    I think Bentley’s car needs an upgrade, definitely too plebian for his tastes. Maybe a Bentley for a Bentley?

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