To achieve Pink Consciousness, my pupil, you must think pink. Clear your mind of negative thoughts and focus on pinkness. Cotton candy. Bubble gum. A nice medium rare steak.
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!
Cute
More cute than funny
I Found the Pirate Treasure!
It’s exactly where they said it would be! Just six paces from the coconut tree, then turn nineteen degrees left, then… wait, was it nineteen paces from the palm tree, then six feet due north… well, dang.
It’s a Dog’s Life
It’s another Friday evening. You’ve just finished your nightly walk and sniffed everything that needs sniffing. You’re curled up by the fire wearing your favorite red sweater. From the kitchen you hear the crinkling of a treat bag. Life is good.
Magna Cum Gubboi
I just graduated obedience school, and I even made the Dean’s List! Although I’m all honesty it’s a list of all the dogs who’ve bitten Dean, the trainer.
