What do you mean I have to give the car back? He just handed me the keys and walked away!

“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”

So! Seek ye the fearsome dragon who guards yon treasure dungeon, foolish knight? Aye, ye’ll not get far without a wizard’s aid. Only one thing can counter the dragon’s fireball, and that’s me magic hairball.