Fake it ’til You Make It

When you’re a peacock looking for love, honesty isn’t always the best policy. Just ask this lonely loser who can’t get a date — until he pretends he’s already got one.

Close-up photo of the face of a peacock.

“Pretty sure that i’ve seen this in the nightclubs more than once,” says sender-inner A9.

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Links: Freeze Frame

Close up of cat's face in the middle of licking its muzzle

And finally: Mine! Mine! Er, Meow!

Elizabeth G. and Dana D. shared this story about a gull with gall.

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Cat standing on a cash register with shelves of plastic bottles behind it

And finally: Nobody Saw That

Andrew Y. shares this guilty party.

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