(I did everything right! Picked out the best corner, put a couple bucks in the jar, and then that poodle from March of Dimes steals all my customers!)

(I did everything right! Picked out the best corner, put a couple bucks in the jar, and then that poodle from March of Dimes steals all my customers!)

Smithsonian, via NTMTOM
“Flight 299, please check your approach, you’re coming in upside down. Say again, you’re trying to land upside down, over.”

It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether, Andrew Y.
Residents of the upper lower greater tri-countries area are being cautioned to avoid swarms of doggofied killer bees. The species can become angry if provoked, but will calm down for sausages, bacon, or a nice game of fetch.
