Your Honor, my client categorically denies that he had any part in digging up the garden and that the so-called “evidence” is purely circumstantial. We refer specifically to the precedent set in the matter of Me v. Your Lying Eyes.
All Green Thumbs
Author: Not That Mike The Other Mike
B-b-baby Goats!
First it was little Alagash, and now Baxter, Bunker and Bean are the newest baby goats at Sunflower Farms! With lots of attention from their doting mama, the three should be sproinging about in days!
Links: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…
Hairy new bug discovered, naughty squirrel, amazing cat rescue, crazy bird meets crazy straw, and more.
Well, it makes me less appetizing.
Newly discovered Australian beetle almost mistaken for bird poo
BBC, via Sharon G.
You don’t see ME laughing, do you?
Heroic Rescue of Lancashire Cat Takes an Unexpectedly Hilarious Turn
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
Naughty Squirrel Steals Everything She Spots. Nothing Can Stop Her
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Crazy Bird Meets Crazy Straw
That drink is definitely stirred, Andrew Y.
To Bee or not to Bee
Time for a guest post from reader AB, whose adorable French bulldogs Grogu and Rey have graced this space many times. But be warned, the message concerns the dire threat posed by (ominous pause) Franconized honeybees.
These hybrid insects are much larger and more dangerous than ordinary bees, weighing around 22 Newtons. Worse, they have an organ located under the stinger that releases toxic fumes. None of us are safe from the threat of Franconized honeybees. My friend Sage, of Simply Kind Frenchies, actually had one of these monsters in her house! We were able to contain it, but not before it released its noxious gas.
