A pair of smiling, unblinking converts led Marsdon into the greenhouse. There he saw Miss Henderson unconscious next to a strange alien object. “She feels no pain,” said a convert. “Soon, just like her, you will awaken in your new body and feel happier… calmer… flakier.” Marsdon pulled out his revolver. “That’s where you’re wrong, you bloodless freaks! I’m flaky enough as it is!”
Nothing’s flakier than a cat, Andrew Y.
Complete with a CATWALK!
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
The most special need is friendship.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via A9
Murray C. shares a pup with a spring in the step.
To make sure every wombat can handle the rigors of life in the harsh wilderness, we subject our wombats to tough safety testing: accelerating, cornering, braking and rollovers. That’s why every wombat is Built! Wombat! Tough!
Looking for the perfect gift for that hard-to-please person on your list? Send them the Shibouquet™, new from your local QTD Florist. Imagine their delighted smiles when they get a basket bursting with happy Shiba Sinus!
Hope it comes with a crowbar, Andrew Y.
