Oh, you’re not boring me. Really. I’m hanging on your every word. Do go on, this is most interesting.

It started as a joke, just me and the guys clowning around. But then this nice lady picked me up and took me home and cuddles me every night saying “Who’s my precious long-eared bun bun?” and I haven’t got the heart to tell her I’m really a guinea pig wearing prop ears.

You can hardly tell, Andrew Y.

There’s ordinary fluffy, and then there’s “I can use my best friend as a pillow”-level fluffy.

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