You put us in these party hats and said we were going to a party, but I don’t see a party anywhere yet. I just don’t see the point of it.
So Where’s the Party?
Funny
More funny than cute
Memo From Planetary Maintenance
Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding between Planetary Maintenance and a recently terminated employee from our Reality Engineering division, we are attempting to disable a virus that gives everyone the Spider-man ability to cling to walls and other vertical surfaces. While it may be tempting to exploit these abilities, please be aware they could be disabled at any moment.
From your friendly neighborhood submitterator Elizabeth G.
The Way of the Ninja
The highly skilled assassin needs no blade, for stealth and patience are his deadliest weapons. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike, he blends perfectly into his surroundings. It is not enough to hide among the sawdust. One must become the sawdust.
Please stop sending me pictures of just sawdust, Andrew Y.
TV Secrets Revealed!
For sixty years the identity of this actor was one of Hollywood’s most mysterious mysteries, known only to a select few. But now at last we can see the face of Malton Burpley, better known as Cousin Itt from “The Addams Family.”
