More funny than cute
Hi, folks. In these times of fast food and quick snacks, it’s good to enjoy cooking the old-fashioned slow way. So in this six-part series, we’ll examine the entire process of making the perfect meal, from picking the right utensils to getting those finishing touches just right. It might take longer, but when we’re done, we’ll have the most perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich you ever ate.
Breaking Mews — Tragedy in downtown Cutetropolis was narrowly averted today when the Monorail Cat almost ran out of track. According to eyewitnesses, the cat was distracted by a shiny object and shot through the station. An alert passenger regained control of the cat by saying “pspspspspsps.”
I was dusting the sitting room when I noticed Lady Wilberfarb leave the stable after her riding lesson with young Roger, a farm boy just two weeks in our service. The Mistress must endure considerable jostling during these sessions, as she often emerges adjusting her hair and outergarments.
Scandalous, Andrew Y.
This weekend The Schlepmann Center for the Performing Arts hosts renowned hisso-soprano Anna Hysteria Whapp in recital.
Dang, that’s bowling night, Andrew Y.