Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.

More funny than cute
Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.

Guests of Cutetropolis stay at the elegant Stumbling Inn, the Jewel of Downtown since 1975. Unwind in newly renovated rooms featuring no more bullet holes, and start your day with complementary breakfast including Belgian waffles.

I am worthy of this meat. I deserve this meat. This meat is my destiny. I am swift. I am stealthy. I can take this meat. This meat is mine.

Tonight’s movie night in the henhouse, and the feature this evening is the horror classic Poultrygeist.
