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Water Ya Gonna Do About It?

July 1, 2024July 1, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.

Seagull drinks from a plastic bowl with the words "dogs only, no seagulls" written on it.
And I can’t read anyway, suckers. (Tumblr)
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Cute StuffBirds, Seagulls

Do I Whiff a Waffle?

June 28, 2024June 28, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

Guests of Cutetropolis stay at the elegant Stumbling Inn, the Jewel of Downtown since 1975. Unwind in newly renovated rooms featuring no more bullet holes, and start your day with complementary breakfast including Belgian waffles.

Cat lifts toaster waffle from a toaster with its mouth
I don’t recall a toaster being involved in the process, but okay. (Tumblr)
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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

Meat Affirmation

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

I am worthy of this meat. I deserve this meat. This meat is my destiny. I am swift. I am stealthy. I can take this meat. This meat is mine.

Cat stares at a plate of meat on a table
At least that piece on the top.
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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

Chick Flick

June 26, 2024June 26, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

Tonight’s movie night in the henhouse, and the feature this evening is the horror classic Poultrygeist.

Yellow baby chicks look at an image on a phone being held up to their cage
Some of them were too chicken to watch. (Tumblr)
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