More funny than cute
Tonight in the Big Box Theatre, the Cutetropolis Players are pleased to present The Princess and the Packing Peanut, the classic fairy tale about what happens when the world’s fussiest sleeper takes a job at Wal-Mart.
Talk about a cushy job, Andrew Y.
You’d think these two good-natured golden retrievers would be able to share a stuffed octopus — it’s got plenty of arms, after all. But no, they take turns stealing it from one another.
April 3, 1983 — After a contentious internal debate, judges for the Guinness Book of World Records decline to certify a record set by Snowball McPoofybottom for “Smallest Box Sat In.”
Guess the judges didn’t (wait for it) think outside the box, Murray C.
“Naw, we don’t sell Slurpees here, that’s the place across the street. Unless you’re referring to when I jump over the counter and start slurping your face, which is free with every fill-up of eight gallons or more.”
