More funny than cute
I swear, if I live to be a hundred I’ll never forget the stranger who saved my pappy’s life. It was another scorching day on the panhandle, and pappy and me was surrounded by ‘skeeters hungry for blood.
Then alla sudden, ZAP! something snatched one’a them bugs clean outta the air. Then another and another until every last varmint was gone.
I looked up in time to see a handsome stranger lick his chops and gallop into the distance. I never did learn his name…
Yep, just me and my fellow beers, talking about beer stuff, like: How fizzy we are, who’s got the coolest label, who goes best with ham, where do they keep the ham, how to find the ham in a darkened refrigerator…
“(I’ll bet he thinks he’s so clever by taking the big bed, but he played right into my paws. Now I get the bed next to the radiator, which will come in handy during these, er… these hot summer… um…)”
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