More funny than cute
Yes friends, mechanical miracles will bring ease and comfort to everyone in the household — even the family dog! No more exhausting running for the future pooch. Now he can outrun anything on four legs in cushioned comfort in this omnidirectional hoverbed!
via Andrew Y.
Speak nothing, stranger, for my mystic crystal ball and magic cards shall reveal why you are here. Your passion is justice, to avenge all who have been wronged. Your pursuit shall lead to a tent at the outskirts of the city, where a con artist uses her crystal ball and magic cards… to… um…
Form a single-file line, please. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of me for everybody. Have your money ready, and remember it’s all for a good cause.
As the skies grew darker and the car sped down the dark and dreary road, a feeling of dread came over Elrod, the sickening realization that he would once again be in the clutches of… the evil Doctor von Pokenprod!
