“Flight 299, please check your approach, you’re coming in upside down. Say again, you’re trying to land upside down, over.”
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether, Andrew Y.
Airhead Traffic Control
Funny
More funny than cute
Invasive Species Alert
Residents of the upper lower greater tri-countries area are being cautioned to avoid swarms of doggofied killer bees. The species can become angry if provoked, but will calm down for sausages, bacon, or a nice game of fetch.
He Looks So Appealing
“Hello, is this Vanity Fur Pet Salon? I just have a small issue. No, your stylist did a great job, it’s just that — you see, the brochure said that ‘every pup comes home dressed in a complimentary bandana’ and, well…”
U Can’t Touch This
The Girl with the Dogs has a tricky customer: A grumpy Akita Inu who does not want to be touched, forcing our intrepid groomer to abandon her usual safety gear. Fortunately, the only strong thing about this floofy frowner are his strongly-voiced opinions.