More funny than cute
Liven up your next summer picnic with the TÄTOSLAAD side dish ($5.95). Creates a delicious potato salad that’s sure to delight your guests. Some assembly required; includes hex wrench. Suggested accessory: MAYØ potato adhesive (99 cents).
I’ll bet it goes great with those meatballs, Andrew Y.
Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”
(People tell me “You’re a cat, you have nothing to worry about,” but why is that, exactly? Do I have powerful friends? Am I protected by a magic spell? Was I blessed with unnaturally good luck? Could I be cleaning up in Vegas with this power?)
I’m kinda worried about that cat, Andrew Y.
May 28, 1982: A cat named Inky confidently declares “Naw, bruh, I don’t need any help. I can hold onto this giant helium balloon all by myself.”
