Funny

More funny than cute

Live From Championship Wrinkling!

Not That Mike The Other Mike7 Comments

Welcome back, epidermis enthusiasts, to what promises to be an action-packed afternoon of submersive skin softening! Up next is reigning champion Mrs. Amelia Smoshfarple, who’ll attempt to break her record in the Fingers and Palms event. Our line judges are in position and will be grading based on speed and wrinkle depth.

A woman sits in a bathtub, revealing only the top of her head. On the edges of the bathtub, to Siamese cats peer inside.
Hands where we can see them, ma’am.

Fizzbin and Khaaan are unwise, by Liz Henry

You already voted!

Yes, Your Royal Loopiness

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Breaking News — In a statement today, Supreme Earth Ruler Thaddeus T. Fangwaffle decreed that Thursday shall henceforth be renamed “Flippity-doo.” Mr. Fangwaffle was then escorted back to the State Institution for the Criminally Loopy.

Black and white cat sits on a concrete post with his mouth open as if speaking. Someone is taking a picture of the cat.
I shall make more pronouncements next Flippity-doo. (Imgur)

Guess I need to buy new calendars, Andrew Y.

You already voted!