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Cutetropolis is brought to you today by the makers of Smart-Pufs™ sentient makeup applicator, the only brand that offers unsolicited styling advice.

Will you get a load of this guy up there? He wants me to play with him, but I can’t because he won’t get off me. I guess this is what people mean by “cross purposes.”

A cat mom brings home a bunny who promptly takes charge of her whole house.
Your Honor, my client categorically denies that he had any part in digging up the garden and that the so-called “evidence” is purely circumstantial. We refer specifically to the precedent set in the matter of Me v. Your Lying Eyes.
