Hold My Paw, You Must

A pup named Yoda and his human show The Girl with the Dogs some long-distance dedication, and the results are worth the trip. When 2,500 miles for a shampoo and trim you travel, look this good you will not!

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The Stuff Under Your Bed Would Like a Word

Look, you need to step up ’cause it’s getting bad down there. The missing socks ate the last of the pizza crusts two days ago and now they’re starving. We keep getting tangled in all the headphone cables you keep losing. And the dust bunnies are multiplying like… well, you know.

I mean, it’s right there in the name. (Ecchs)

Time to get a broom, Andrew Y.

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