Sticking with the theme of singing animals, it’s time for a welcome return of The Kiffness, featuring a cat whose simple melody unlocks omnidimensional cosmic transcendence or something.
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Is It Me? Is… It… Me?
(Sure, mom says that I’m the goodest girl in the whole wide world, but how does she actually know? Did she look me up in some sort of global goodness index? Was there a fact-finding trip I’m not aware of?)
Pachyderm Pool Play
It must be a hot day at the Elephant Nature Park, because baby Wan Mai decided to grab the hose and fill up the swimming pool. Speaking of hoses, check out how she uses her trunk as a pressure wash!
Super-secret Spy Stuff
Enemy agents are watching, so I must be brief. At exactly 3:33 tomorrow, you will approach our operative under the Eiffel Tower and attempt to tell a knock-knock joke. He will furnish you with a forged passport and one-way ticket. Once off the train, proceed to the nearest cafe and order a “gooseberry muffin, hold the poppy seeds.” You will be given a plain box containing an orb. You must bring this to the leader of the resistance, a man known only as The Tongue.
