“Melba Jean Wagglebottom, as I live and breathe! Haven’t seen you in a dog’s age! How are the puppies?”
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Heck of a Lotta Freckles
276, to be exact. Yes, I counted them all.
Great Moments in Happiness
In 1972, scientists at Extremely Important University discovered a sentence that when spoken aloud could induce unbearable levels of bliss in dogs. Containing the words “treat,” “walk,” “out,” “steak,” “car,” “xylophone,” and “squirrel,” the sentence is so overpowering that its only copy has been locked in a steel vault and all involved have been sworn to secrecy.
I Had it in the Bag
Every day, it’s the same food in the same small portions. And I think, don’t I deserve more? Do I have to play by their rules? Can’t I grab the things I want in life? And as it turns out, I can’t.
