Brace for impact! Assume crash position! Belleh snorgle in three… two… one…

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Brace for impact! Assume crash position! Belleh snorgle in three… two… one…

(Hmm… do I feel like having a half-caff latte with the hazelnut oat milk? Maybe the cinnamon chai tea with artisanal honey? Or just a basic black coffee to make a statement?)

“You know, people think I’m this wimpy pacifist,” confesses the subject of the classic children’s book about a bull who sits out a bullfight. “But truth is, I could have totally taken out that matador. Just wasn’t feeling it that day.”

I’m tellin’ ya, a cowboy ain’t nothin’ without his horse. Out on the range, he’s like your partner, steadfast and strong as a rock. Of course, there’s such a thing as too steadfast…
