The forest clearing is quiet — too quiet. A feeling of dread envelops you, as if you were being watched. You hear a faint rustle of leaves, and then… it’s an ambush!

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The forest clearing is quiet — too quiet. A feeling of dread envelops you, as if you were being watched. You hear a faint rustle of leaves, and then… it’s an ambush!

“Mom! Mom! I just discovered this thing in the kitchen that’s full of food scraps! Soup bones, barbeque sauce, bits of fruit — it’s like I hit the jackpot!”

“No, we’re not twins. But it’s OK, we get that all the time.”

Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”
