To achieve Pink Consciousness, my pupil, you must think pink. Clear your mind of negative thoughts and focus on pinkness. Cotton candy. Bubble gum. A nice medium rare steak.
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
I Found the Pirate Treasure!
It’s exactly where they said it would be! Just six paces from the coconut tree, then turn nineteen degrees left, then… wait, was it nineteen paces from the palm tree, then six feet due north… well, dang.
You Gonna Finish That?
It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!
It’s a Dog’s Life
It’s another Friday evening. You’ve just finished your nightly walk and sniffed everything that needs sniffing. You’re curled up by the fire wearing your favorite red sweater. From the kitchen you hear the crinkling of a treat bag. Life is good.
