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See the Light

Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

Attention cats: Are you tired of people making fun of your “one brain cell”? Then you need the revolutionary new CerebroTron 3000 by FraudCo! In just 15 minutes a day, CerebroTron 3000 can increase your IQ up to 20 points and help you think and realize things that you never could before!

cat sits with head directly under desk lamp, which lights up the top of its head
(Think smart thoughts… think smart thoughts…)
same cat under lamp, but from a different angle.
(Wait, I just realized this is a ripoff. It must be working.)

IMG_6820, by Mr Thinktank, licensed under CC BY 2.0

IMG_6817, by Mr Thinktank, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Puss in Boots: The Early Years

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Before encountering the enchantment that would increase his size, grant him the power of speech, and give him an impeccable sense of style, the popular fairy tale character was more humbly known as “Cat in Boot.”

Cat sits in one of a pair of boots
Hopping around all the time was difficult, too.

"Take me out, I'm ready!", by andymiccone, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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Stuff and Nonsense

Not That Mike The Other Mike11 Comments

Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Oweo Quadruple-Stuffed sandwich cookies. That’s right, you loved ’em double-stuffed, so we’re doubling down again! It’s the cookie with a surprise in every bite!

Close up of two halves of a chocolate sandwich cookie, but instead of creme filling, there's a white paw of a cat
They’re great with milk, but someone seems to have drank it all. (Reddit)

Someone’s definitely getting an “owie,” Andrew Y.

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