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Oh, I’m Silly, Am I?

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

Well, if I’m so silly, why are you upside down?

Cat with arms raised above its head lies on a wooden floor, upside down. — Hah! Caught you turning your phone around! (Imgur)

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Home Wrecker

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Is your home infested with doggies? These pests can cause thousands in damage if left untreated. Symptoms include mysterious moaning*, scratching or barking. One call to AAA Dog Removal and our professional crew will lure them out with promises of treats and walkies.

(* May indicate ghosts. Extra charge for ghost removal.)

Photograph of a corner of a hallway. There is a small hole that has been punched out of the wall and a small dog is inside the wall peeking out of it. — Heeeeeeeeere’s Doggy! (Imgur)

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Gesundheit!

July 21, 2024July 21, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike3 Comments

I’m (achoo!) fine (achoo!), really (achoo!), just a (achoo!) touch of (achoo!) Timothy hay (achoo!) fever (achoo!)…

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Weekend Open Thread

July 20, 2024July 20, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike35 Comments

Ah, Caturday — One of only seven days in a typical week when cats can shake off their burdens and just relax. And few cats do it better than Hamster, as seen in this photo from reader Tracy R.

A cat stretches out asleep on a platform near a window. — Burdens? What are those?

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