“That’s right, you’d better scatter! Because I’m a rough tough elephant with big stompy feet!”
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Does Your Home Have Beddogs?
It’s estimated that one in five homes has an unwelcome houseguest — beddogs. This tiny vermin, invisible to the naked eye, makes its home inside mattresses. Signs include: bite marks on shins, licking sensation on toes, unseen howling noise (may also indicate ghosts).
New Species Discovered!
Explorers returning from the remote uncharted forests of Wazooloo report encounters with a strange animal called the Whisker-tufted Two-faced Gleech, an animal with a pair of independent mouths, each one contradicting the other.
The Dog Guide to Etiquette
Meeting a new dog can be a heady experience, but take care that your enthusiasm does not overwhelm. Greet the newcomer with a respectful sniff, and if the response proves encouraging, you may offer a gentle kiss.
