Your Honor, the next case is Tonguelasher v. Smooshnoggin, in which plaintiff alleges defendant grabbed ball when it wasn’t his turn. Defendant denies allegations, citing Rubber v. Glue.
The Doggo’s Court
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
The Future’s Too Bright
Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…
Hello There, Stranger!
“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”
Water Ya Gonna Do About It?
Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.
