Welcome to the Caturday open thread! It’s going to be a full day, so make sure you start with a good breakfast.

Welcome to the Caturday open thread! It’s going to be a full day, so make sure you start with a good breakfast.
Cutetropolis reader Dana D. gives us a heads-up on an Instagram account you’ll want to watch: Tuesday the Dwarf cat. She’s cute, she knows it, and in her very first picture she shows it.
But don’t let her small size fool you — this little girl is bad to the bone!
It’s the weekend, and time to do all those chores you’ve been putting off. However, if you’d like to put them off a little longer, reader Georgiana Y. has the perfect alibi:
I couldn’t clean the house today because Minnie wouldn’t let me get up, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
Time for a guest post from reader AB, whose adorable French bulldogs Grogu and Rey have graced this space many times. But be warned, the message concerns the dire threat posed by (ominous pause) Franconized honeybees.
These hybrid insects are much larger and more dangerous than ordinary bees, weighing around 22 Newtons. Worse, they have an organ located under the stinger that releases toxic fumes. None of us are safe from the threat of Franconized honeybees. My friend Sage, of Simply Kind Frenchies, actually had one of these monsters in her house! We were able to contain it, but not before it released its noxious gas.