I Didn’t Get Bigger, it’s the Toys that Got Smaller

Hello, I’d like to address a serious problem facing dogs today: Toy Shrinkage. That’s right, “shrinkflation” isn’t just for humans anymore. We dogs get diminishing returns for our toy dollar as well. For example, this blue octopus was purchased just one year ago…

And we’re both equally cute, too.

And today, that same blue octopus is now 43 percent smaller! They’re just not making the exact same things the way they used to!

They also used to have eight legs, now there’s only seven. It’s a ripoff!

via Reddit.

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I dunno what to tell you. I tried unplugging it and plugging it back in, jiggling the cables, hissing at the power supply, whapping the USB ports, but no matter what I do, I can’t seem to wreck your computer so you’ll play with me more.

He can tangle my cables any day, Andrew Y.

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