You know, rollers, curling irons, hairspray… things like that.

All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
You know, rollers, curling irons, hairspray… things like that.

Yeah, I guess you could say I have a certain quality of attraction. Some guys got it, some don’t. What can I say? Chicks dig me.

The Girl With the Dogs must have stopped by Costco on her way to work, because she picked up a pair of rotisserie chickens who really needed a bath.