You put us in these party hats and said we were going to a party, but I don’t see a party anywhere yet. I just don’t see the point of it.

You put us in these party hats and said we were going to a party, but I don’t see a party anywhere yet. I just don’t see the point of it.

It’s the month for superlative sniffers, imposing inhalers, noteworthy nostrils, profound proboscises, stupendous snouts, brilliant boopables, and otherwise outstanding olfactory organs.

Booping accomplished, Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares a clever pup who can show you the door.
Dressing up for Halloween? Before you go to that masquerade party, you must first stand before the Costume Council, eternal guardians of the Halloween spirit. If your costume pleases the council you receive their blessing and a full-size Snickers. If not you are cast forever into the Flaming Pit of Eternal Suffering and Pilates Studio. Choose wisely.
