Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”

Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”

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Sake is on me, Andrew Y. (No seriously, I just spilled a whole bottle. Get some napkins.)
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Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy:
It’s a double header spa day as The Girl With the Dogs grooms a mama cat and her wiggly feisty kitten. It’s a comically chaotic bath, but the mother and child reunion makes it all better.