I’m done for! I can’t walk another step! You go on without me, I’d only hold you back! I’ll just throw my wretched, broken body into the river, to sleep in a watery grave! Farewell!

So dramatic, Andrew Y.
I’m done for! I can’t walk another step! You go on without me, I’d only hold you back! I’ll just throw my wretched, broken body into the river, to sleep in a watery grave! Farewell!

So dramatic, Andrew Y.
Why? Because big sisters are totally awesome. A big sister will share her krinkle mousie. She’ll whap a dog on the nose so he never bothers you again. I love my big sister.

I think she means business, Andrew Y.
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Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
With speakers up! (via Andrew Y.)
Breaking Science News — Genetic engineers at MIT (Maniacs Inventing Things) have announced the successful creation of a feline/apple hybrid, which they are calling a whapple.

via Andrew Y.