May 28, 1982: A cat named Inky confidently declares “Naw, bruh, I don’t need any help. I can hold onto this giant helium balloon all by myself.”

May 28, 1982: A cat named Inky confidently declares “Naw, bruh, I don’t need any help. I can hold onto this giant helium balloon all by myself.”

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. sends us this teeny tongue.
Morning, ma’am. Heard you were having some troubles with bears in this area. Found a bunch of ’em out in the woods today, having a picnic or something, so I roughed one of ’em up to show the others who’s boss. Don’t think they’ll bother you no more. You’re welcome.

Row, row, row your boat / Off the SoCal shore / Flippity, floppity, uppity-hoppity / Who could not adore?
Wyoming News Now, via Kar F.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
We already saw his Year 17 highlight reel, but we couldn’t miss the festivities.