Sentient Beanbag Chair — Left in apartment by previous tenant. Seats one adult. Whispers in Latin, may induce nightmares. Moving, must sell. Make offer.

Sentient Beanbag Chair — Left in apartment by previous tenant. Seats one adult. Whispers in Latin, may induce nightmares. Moving, must sell. Make offer.

“Well, I see the Roberson’s lawn still isn’t mowed. Why that lazy son of theirs can’t turn off that rock and roll long enough to cut it, I’ll never know. And the Spencer’s house next door is even worse, with those tacky plastic flamingos…”

People, via NTMTOM
GeoBeats / YouTube, via Sharon G.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Andrew Y. brings us a tortoise on a skateboard.
Bella the St. Bernard is a therapy dog and a blood donor, so The Girl With the Dogs gives this hero the glow-up she deserves. Bella also puts an old myth to rest by revealing that St. Bernards carried energy drinks instead of brandy.