“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”

“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”

Odditymall, via Karen F.
The Dodo / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Wow, everyone in this town is so two-dimensional. (via Murray C.)
With one of the dachshund puppies off to a new home, Mama Coco and her two remaining pups have a spirited squeaky toy session before finding a comfy sunbeam to nap in.
Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.
