Congratulations on your acquisition of your new WHAP (Wireless Household Autonomous Playmate)! An essential component of any home entertainment system, your WHAP responds to simple commands yet is also capable of fully independent operation. For added entertainment value, maintain a supply of NIP (Neural Impulse Provoker).
Cat in a Cubby Hole, by edenpictures, licensed under CC BY 4.0
Proving that cleanliness is next to impossible to track down.
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And when you wear a tuxedo all the time, dignity matters.
WBUR, via NTMTOM
It’s a bunch of beaver stories!
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Andrew Y. brings us a bird who just wants to snuggle.
Buddy the goldie is so excited to have a juicy bone that he can hardly sit still. But when his kitten friend wants to chew the fat, Buddy’s all bark and no bite.
Cutetropolis reader AB presents our favorite French bulldog Grogu in “a bad Star Wars fanfic, starring Grogu as Boba Fett and Grogu’s Dad as Cad Bane.”
As Boba Fett pawed at the blue-skinned bounty hunter, he had an epiphany. What he desired from Cad Bane was not vengeance and bloodshed, but uppies and snuggles! Bane, for his part, was all too happy to oblige. He could snuggle Fett for now. Later, we would turn that puffed-up jetpack jockey over to the Hutt cartel. For the right price.
