The Girl with the Dogs has a tricky customer: A grumpy Akita Inu who does not want to be touched, forcing our intrepid groomer to abandon her usual safety gear. Fortunately, the only strong thing about this floofy frowner are his strongly-voiced opinions.
Steve? Haven’t Seen Him
I’m pretty sure I saw him leave early this morning. Said he was gonna patrol the whole neighborhood, he was getting behind on his patrolling, that’s where he’s been all day, so he couldn’t have knocked over your vase, which I know nothing about.
Links: Pool Party!
Bears go for a swim, pampered animal moms, Mexican palace cats, and a wombat who smells.
And finally: This Wombat Smells!
Opportunity Knocks
(All right, you’ve got this. Remember: smile, eye contact, stick to the script. Hook’em in three seconds. Always be closing. One door at a time. And above all, don’t let them think.)