Of Tongue-out Tuesday I am queen
Cutest thtar you’ve ever theen
When I thwinkle in the thky
Thousands of thitizens do I thpy
All are loved by thith thmall thtar
Except weirdos (you know who you are)
Tho thilly, Andrew Y.
I’ve got lots of stuffed toys, but there’s one I love best
And I’ll love it forever, you can keep all the rest
You can grab my giraffe, you can bogart my bear
Zoom off with my zebra, I really don’t care
Abduct my anteater, embezzle my ewe
Kidnap my koala, but whatever you do
Don’t come near my favorite or I’ll flip my wig
Keep your paws off my pink perfectly precious plush pig
via Andrew Y.