Yes, it can be a lonely existence. Sitting at my post for days at a time, with nothing but a voice on the radio for company, can drive you crazy if you let it. But thanks to me, there hasn’t been a single forest fire in the living room.

I’ve already discovered a slimy toad, a gross bunch of worms, a shiny bottle cap, and a really pointy rock! And it’s not even lunchtime!