Okay, Mom, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I ate the spider that was hiding under the curtains. The bad news is that it was the kind that gives you weird spider powers.

via Murray C.
Okay, Mom, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I ate the spider that was hiding under the curtains. The bad news is that it was the kind that gives you weird spider powers.

via Murray C.
New York Post, via AJ
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
YouTube, via Karen P. & Dana D.
Arne shares the result of an ill-timed sneeze.
I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

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