They’ve been declared “living fixed assets.”
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
(All right, you’ve got this. Remember: smile, eye contact, stick to the script. Hook’em in three seconds. Always be closing. One door at a time. And above all, don’t let them think.)
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, keep them doggies rollin’…
The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C.
Headline takes an ominous turn, but it’s cool.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen F.
I’m drinking, what’s the problem? (via Andrew Y.)
“What’re we gonna do today, Dad? Wanna go in the backyard and chase birdies? Run up and downstairs until we get tired? Or maybe just swat around the ol’ jingle mousie, you and me, whaddya say?”
