“Look, Simba,” said Mufasa. “Everything the light touches is our kingdom, working together in a delicate balance. For while we may eat the grass, we also create fertilizer. Which makes more grass.”
IMG_8986, by OnTask, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Coming this fall to QTV! When three former flatfoots strike out on their own, they ruffle feathers and expose a web of corruption! Follow the breadcrumbs and quack the case with… The Ducktectives!
I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?
reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Breaking News — The Cutetropolis Municipal Zoo has become engulfed in scandal as its most recent acquisition of a panda bear has been revealed to be an impostor. Reached for comment, zoo director Irwin Devious defended the action, saying “Look, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a real panda? There’s a waiting list, there’s paperwork — so I took a shortcut, sue me.”
Panda cat, by fox_kiyo, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0