You heartless monster! Torture me all you want, but spare my noble crew! They’ve done nothing but follow my orders!
Not… THE SLOSHOTRON!
Dogs
Links: Your Face Rings a Bell
Missing dog rings doorbell, endangered baby pangolin born, woman pills resort for squirrels, and a kitten in a sun hat.
No, first you ding-dong, THEN you ditch.
Dog Surprises Family by Vanishing from Home and Then Ringing Doorbell
People, via NTMTOM
I’m a big fan of this fan.
Woman builds cool resort for squirrels during Texas summer
My San Antonio, via Karen F.
And finally: Meowshroom
A9 brings us a kitten in a sun hat, looking like a little forest mushroom.
Category Five Furnado
This big hairy boy is about to get his very first professional grooming, and when The Girl With the Dogs is done, he’ll leave behind a couple pounds of fur, along with, erm, other organic matter.
Links: The Insurance Claim Must Be Epic
Elephant flips car, baby orangutan makes public debut, endangered donkey finds a safe home, and a dog with googly eyes.
She’ll flip ya. Flip ya for real.
Playful mother elephant flips parked SUV in Khao Yai for fun
Straits Times, via NTMTOM
Now making his public debut!
Philadelphia Zoo Announces Birth of Sumatran Orangutan
Philadelphia Zoo, via Tara O.
And finally: Why I Eyes Ya
via Mastodon