“Naw, we don’t sell Slurpees here, that’s the place across the street. Unless you’re referring to when I jump over the counter and start slurping your face, which is free with every fill-up of eight gallons or more.”
Welcome to WoofyMart
Dogs
Links: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Cat climbs mountains to return home, smart squirrels solve puzzles, marathon dog gets a statue, man and stork, and more.
To keep me from yooooooou!
“Miracle” cat, lost and feared dead, crosses mountains to find family
YouTube, via Karen F.
And finally: Cool Doghouse!
A9 shares a devoted dad and a happy husky.
The Dog of the Future!
Yes friends, mechanical miracles will bring ease and comfort to everyone in the household — even the family dog! No more exhausting running for the future pooch. Now he can outrun anything on four legs in cushioned comfort in this omnidirectional hoverbed!
via Andrew Y.
Links: Trash Panda Bunny
Cadbury raccoon, bears steal swan boat, grasshopper gets neck brace, squirrel at work, and more.
So that’s why all the eggs were hidden in the Dumpster this year.
Rescue Raccoon Wins Cadbury’s Easter Photo Contest
People, via A9
And off they sailed for the seven seas, pillaging picnic baskets.
Bears take a ride on swan boat at Woburn Safari Park
BBC, via Allein
Must have had a cricket in its neck.
Injured grasshopper gets tiny neck brace at Houston Zoo
Houston Zoo, via Sharon G.
Looking down on you, as usual.
Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide”
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And finally: You’re the GOAT, Mom
A9 shares a sweet story to remind us that a mom’s a mom.