Actually, now you really do need to be scared.
People, via NTMTOM
While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike
Hmm, inter-bean spacing is optimal… slight asymmetrical irregularity in left paw, but within acceptable parameters… You have sub-microscopic dirt particles on pads three, four, and seven; please obsessively lick these clean for ten minutes and then proceed to jingle-ball agility testing. That is all.
We’ve bean dying for toebeans, Mariana P. Via Imgur.
Nosevember continues as reader Frank S. shares this perfectly pink puss proboscis:
Here’s Siskel (her brother is Ebert). I wanted to submit her picture for November. I mean, look at how pink it is!
It’s so pink we’re going to need a PINK-HANCE!
