Ego to My Head

When you’re a cat, the humans love to stroke your fur, but they also love to stroke your ego. They’re always telling us how cute and how clever and how handsome we are — really laying the flattery on thick. It’s no wonder I’ve got a big head.

Two cats pose so that one's head appears to overlap the other
Has a strange effect on my fur color too. (Twitter)

Reader Jaclyn shared this masterpiece of timing.

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Brain Drain

The sub-aquatic Pacific Ocean Brain Leech: Fact or fantasy? Tonight on Danger Dives we’ll explore the deep ocean floor for evidence of the creature that ancient mariners once swore could reduce a grown man to a babbling imbecile in just seconds. So far our dive team hasn’t spotted one, but they’ll keep looking…

sea lion and diver
BRAAAAAAAAINSSS! (Imgur)

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Links: I Doe

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And finally: That “Just Adopted” Look

The look of pure love. (via Andrew Y.)

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Atomic Photobomb

Coming soon to this theater! When a nuclear accident sends waves of radiation deep into the Pacific Ocean, it awakens a mighty mutated monster who rampages across the city leaving devastation in his wake! From the studios who brought you The Atomic Cat That Whapped Pittsburgh, brace yourself for… Dogzilla, King of the Mutt Monsters!

Honey, look at the camera and say “AYEEEEE!!!” (Reddit)

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